Heeeeeeeeeeeellllllpppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
We are stuck in Lima. Lima is not a fun city to be stuck in. Lima is dirty. Lima is noisy. Lima is not Denver, where my bed and car and dog live.
Even though we were booked and confirmed on our flight home from Lima, we got bumped because we checked in just too late (we were coming in from Cusco and had to pick up our bags, etc.)
Actually, I´d like to call out Nathan and Efrain on this one. This is all your fault. Your souvenir caused us to have to check the bag in the first place. So Efrain, when you open the bills with your new llama letter opener, remember the blood and tears it cost for us to mule it across all of South America.
Anyway, the airline gave us a hotel for the night and some vouchers that they lied to us about because we thought they were cash but they´re not, they´re just vouchers towards another purchase on their shitty airline and why would they think that we would want something like that that´s just like them they´re owned by United doesn´t that figure can´t do a damn thing right.
Yay, South American travel!!!! Yayy! ¡Es estupendo!
Even though we were booked and confirmed on our flight home from Lima, we got bumped because we checked in just too late (we were coming in from Cusco and had to pick up our bags, etc.)
Actually, I´d like to call out Nathan and Efrain on this one. This is all your fault. Your souvenir caused us to have to check the bag in the first place. So Efrain, when you open the bills with your new llama letter opener, remember the blood and tears it cost for us to mule it across all of South America.
Anyway, the airline gave us a hotel for the night and some vouchers that they lied to us about because we thought they were cash but they´re not, they´re just vouchers towards another purchase on their shitty airline and why would they think that we would want something like that that´s just like them they´re owned by United doesn´t that figure can´t do a damn thing right.
Yay, South American travel!!!! Yayy! ¡Es estupendo!
posted by Elizabeth at 11:31 AM
1 Comments:
I am loving you for this post. Also, I need more info on these vouchers you received. They might make a perfect gift (or is that re-gift?) for your best friend who hasn't figured out where to go on vacation this year. No reason for your misery of being stuck in Lima not to benefit me somehow...
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